datheathen:

ivanhattori:

asslikemattfacelikegilinsky:

flavolaval:

listoflifehacks:

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Men of tumblr. Your duty awaits

im just waiting for them to post pictures of themselves in these dresses

What started off as a joke has now done nothing but make me feel pretty… 

Am I doing it right?

(via sorelatable)


estebanjulioricardodelarosa:

theinturnetexplorer:

Moral of the Story… only white people are racist apparently.

That is not the moral of the story, you dim-witted fool. The moral of the story is it’s not ok to mock other people’s culture and turn it into a joke. I’m sure if i put on a powdered face and a shitty blonde wig while shrinking the size of my butt and breast and saying “Lol! Im a white girl for hollaween! Hardy har har!” White people wouldn’t like it either.

(via obamaflakes)


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ircimages:

My friend went to a nerd factory. They gave him a bag of rejects and said “Enjoy your bag of diabetes.”

ircimages:

My friend went to a nerd factory. They gave him a bag of rejects and said “Enjoy your bag of diabetes.”

(via obamaflakes)


sextape-movie:

What’s the worst that could happen?

sextape-movie:

What’s the worst that could happen?


dennys:

normcore-dad:

dennys:

welcome to dencon. on your birthday you get an extra hour in the pit.

I don’t know how much Denny’s pays their social media team but however much it is, it’s not enough

$17000

dennys:

normcore-dad:

dennys:

welcome to dencon. on your birthday you get an extra hour in the pit.

I don’t know how much Denny’s pays their social media team but however much it is, it’s not enough

$17000

(via obamaflakes)


playdated:

BEING UGLY IS REALLY FUCKING ANNOYING 

(via youallsuckfingers)


vinebox:

The white person at the end of the scary movie

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consistentcrying:

where am I going with my life? am I happy? will I be happy? what is my dog thinking about rn? why am I such an idiot? will I ever be on American idle? will I make it to hollywood?

consistentcrying:

where am I going with my life? am I happy? will I be happy? what is my dog thinking about rn? why am I such an idiot? will I ever be on American idle? will I make it to hollywood?