darbesaurus:

whorville:

My only talent is breathing

I said this to my mom and she just said “you have asthma, moron”

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Q
Hey so I need some advice. I've been dating this guy for about a month. Recently I found something on twitter that suggests he might still be messing with his ex. Should I confront him with the evidence or is that too stalkerish? I want to know the truth but I doubt I'll get it. And if I do I probably won't believe him. Idk what to do.
Anonymous
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alejandraguiselle:

Id still ask. You’ve talked long enough to wana make sure his intentions w. you are clear, you don’t wana waste any time on anyone who’s possibly just leading you on.


supersmashkev:

been a long day 

supersmashkev:

been a long day 

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Q
What are your views on open relationships?
Anonymous
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followmeslut:

Me personally I don’t support it because I’m selfish when it comes to “bae”


Q
Hahaha your tumblr name is too damn intriguing. Mine should say followmebackslut 😏😄😄😄
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followmeslut:

😂😝


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Q
Hey there you are really attractive inside and out I would like to talk yo you hopefully you reply back 😊
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followmeslut:

Thank you ☺️